It seems the drama never stops at the DTHQ.
The Liz Claman galleries and videos honoring her achievement as Q3 biz babe were supposed to be online by "Thursday at the latest". Last night I returned home from a sojourn to Del Mar and discovered that the material was not posted.
Drunktrader intern Isis was given the DVR hard drives on Wednesday and instructed to chop up some good Liz Claman clips and screenshots. It now appears she has absconded with the hard drives and her notebook computer (both of which are DrunkTrader property).
When I hired Isis in May I thought she was a real diamond ready to shine. She is an Irish girl from Chicago with an Egyptian name. She is studying finance at UCLA and shares my disdain for the progressive income tax. During our initial interview she drank Glenlivet18. This course of action immediately vaulted her past the previous candidate who had the unmitigated gall to order an Appletini.
Now it appears the bloom is off the rose. She didn't show up at the DT offices yesterday and she is in unlawful possession of thousands of dollars of high end electronics.
Isis......if you read this I suggest you pick up your phone and contact Ginger or myself.
If I do not hear from you by noon I am going to drop the top on the Biarritz and take a nice summertime drive down to Santa Monica to pay you a visit.
To all the loyal DT readers and Liz Claman fans I apologize for the chaos and buffoonery. This situation will be resolved as soon as possible.
Please stay tuned.
Thank you.
Clearly Isis has, like the rest of us, FALLEN IN LOVE WITH LIZ. Liz so hot she could turn a regular woman into a sapphic fanatic for the red hair and full lips. I'd do Liz in front of my wife's lawyer.
Posted by: Naked Short-man | July 28, 2008 at 06:30 AM
Amen, Liz Claman is by far the hottest biz babe (great competition, btw) on t.v., fergit the quarter, try the whole dang year! That red-head makes me stop trading just to look and drool. Fire the intern!
Posted by: Moneyman | July 28, 2008 at 08:47 AM
You need to leave out the fakes. Your 1st Liz gallery had alot of fakes in it.
Posted by: Mike | July 29, 2008 at 04:29 AM
Yeah, No Fakes! Liz is so smokin' you don't need to add a diff body or something. Let us FANTASIZE please!
Posted by: Coolness | July 29, 2008 at 06:33 AM