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Sarah Palin Is The Genuine Article

Sarah Palin  gets it done in a very big way.

Check out these pictures depicting Sarah Palin in action.

Sarah Palin visiting wounded soldiers.  Obama doesn't do that.

Sarah Palin hanging out with bikers.  Obama could never pull that off.

Sarah Palin wearing a skirt. 

Hillary hasn't done that since she started entering big cankle contests.

....."How can I give it away for free on Tuesday and still expect to sell it on Friday night?"

Sarah Palin Beauty Pageant Picture

Sarah Palin was the runner up in the 1984 Miss Alaska beauty pageant.  Governor Palin used the pageant winnings to pay her way through college.

Sarah Palin Too Sexy For VP?

Is Sarah Palin Too Sexy To Be Vice President? Yes No

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Sarah Palin Vice President

Alaska Governor Sarah Palin has vaulted to the top of the list of possible Vice Presidential nominees for Senator John McCain.

DrunkTrader.com is proud to present the definitive gallery of Sarah Palin looking both sexy and gubernatorial.

Obama Supporters Fear Teleprompter Issues

DrunkTrader.com has learned that Obama  supporters are "literally frozen with fear" over possible issues with the teleprompter during Obama's speech slated for Thursday night in Denver.

An anonymous source tells DrunkTrader.com
        "If something goes wrong with that speech machine Obama should change his name to Eddie Smith because his campaign will turn into The Titanic".

Asparagus In A Bloody Mary

A government backed bailout of mortgage companies makes about as much sense as putting asparagus in a Bloody Mary. 

Such action should be an anathema to any true Free Market Capitalist. 

"The free market punishes irresponsibility. Government rewards it."
-- Harry Browne

Fox Biz Network Takes Aim At CNBC

Fox Biz is attempting to gain ground on CNBC while the Peacock network focuses on Olympic coverage.

Fox is using none-other than DrunkTrader Q3 Biz Babe Liz Claman to send the message.

From SAI
(Fox)is buying ad time in New York, Chicago, LA, and other markets with former CNBC anchor Liz Claman urging viewers looking for business news to switch channels when the Olympics come on.

The is a smart strategy but the true recipe for television success lies in the hotness of the female talent.
Fox is banking on their stable of beauties having the stickiness necessary to keep eyeballs glued well after the Olympics.  With talent like Liz Claman, Tracy Byrnes, and Jenna Lee I wouldn't get drunk and bet against them.

Which Network Has The Hottest Biz Babes? CNBC Fox Business Bloomberg

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Liz Claman DrunkTrader.com Q3 Biz Babe

After much drama, delay, despair, and depravity the first stage of content honoring Liz Claman's crowning as DrunkTrader.com Q3 Biz Babe is finally here.  Thanks to DrunkTrader staff member Vince for putting this together.  His effort on this project helps mitigate the boneheaded trade he made on December crude oil last week.

Stay tuned for much more Liz Claman throughout the Third Quarter.