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Obama Infomercial Advice: Copy Tom Vu

Barrack Obama is desperate.  That is why he is taking to the airwaves tonight to pitch his get rich quick scheme to the American people.  Like many other scam artists before him, he knows that infomercials are a great way to reach the lazy, drunk, and disaffected. 

If Senator Obama is smart he will take a page from the legendary Tom Vu and bust out some bikini clad babes.

Vu knows that a little sugar makes the medicine go down better.

Obama's plan is more poison than medicine so he best double down on the thongs and bikinis or his audience will quickly become hypoglycemic.

Gas Prices = Pleasure At The Pump

I paid $2.97 a gallon at a Shell station in Burbank, California this morning.  Of course the doomsday media only reports "pain at the pump", but the recent dramatic decline in gasoline prices is leading to pump island pleasure throughout Southern California.

News Reporter Mayhem

Compilation of Reporters Getting Owned - Watch more News Videos All sorts of chaos, mayhem, and hi jinks as news reporters encounter the unexpected during television live spots.

Panda Opens 401(k) Statement

Maria Bartiromo: Money Honey Cleavage

It seems that CNBC's Maria Bartiromo has recently taken to wearing more coats than Don Imus.  That is a crying shame because she possesses assets other than her market knowledge.  Check the visual evidence in this gallery.

Barbara West...American Hero

In an election cycle where the media is constantly queuing up to perform political fellatio on Barrack Obama and his surrogates, Barbara West of WFTV in Orlando, Florida is a champion of truth and fairness.

Obama and company are so accustomed to the media acting as their co-conspirators in the perpetuation of lies and propaganda that they are flabbergasted when an interviewer deviates from their script.

Joe Biden is at his breaking point.  Either Biden or Bill Clinton will derail the Obama campaign with their comments in the coming 10 days.  They may be Liberal Democrats but neither Biden or Clinton are Marxists.  Obama is a Marxist and he is attempting to stage the largest coup in the history of the world.

Riots After Obama Loses Election

We have a "Black Owned" sign up the the front window of Drunktrader HQ so we are not particularly worried about being looted after McCain defeats Obama.  If that doesn't work there is always the Benelli backup. 

Some of these ridiculous polls may lead the naive to think otherwise, but Obama has not sealed up this election.  He still just has the tip in and cannot convince the majority of the electorate to accept his entire package.  Despite months of sweet talk and grandiose promises, he still does not have an adequate amount of lubrication from the average voter.  Independent and moderate Obama supporters could snap their legs shut at any moment.

The media is making the public believe that Obama is unbeatable.  They said the same thing about the New England Patriots. 

Investors & Traders React To Global Stock Market Meltdown

Exclusive video of the physical and psychological toll that the stock market decline is inflicting on traders and investors.

Jodi Miller Brings The Funny & The Hotness

Fox News has too many pundits who have jumped into the Barack Obama daisy chain.  Is the entire media spectrum now in the tank for the Senator from Illinois by way of Hawaii by way of Indonesia?

Perhaps.

But the good folks at News Busted aren't falling for the hype, hysteria, and racial guilt.

Check out the lovely Jodi Miller as she serves up comedy gold for right thinking Americans.

Lindsey Evans Miss Teen Louisiana Is Smoking Hot!

A smoking hot 18-year-old chick named Lindsey Evans has been stripped of her crown after being busted for an alleged dine-n-dash incident.  The blond vixen and three friends reportedly skipped out on a $46.07 dinner bill at a local area restaurant.  The real trouble began for Miss Teen Lindsey Evans when she returned to fetch her forgotten handbag.  Upon her arrival, Bossier City law enforcement officers were ready to pounce.  The local law men had cracked the caper wide open by finding Miss Teen's identification inside of her forgotten purse.  As an added bonus they also allegedly discovered what the kids refer to as "sticky icky".  Miss Teen Lindsay Evans was then locked up for marijuana possession and theft.

Since Team Drunktrader has deemed the current stock market "untradeable", we are spending most of our days drinking beers (Grolsch today), and killing time.  Therefore we are able to bring you this photographic tribute to our new favorite former Miss Teen Louisiana, Lindsey Evans.