Obama Infomercial Advice: Copy Tom Vu

Barrack Obama is desperate.  That is why he is taking to the airwaves tonight to pitch his get rich quick scheme to the American people.  Like many other scam artists before him, he knows that infomercials are a great way to reach the lazy, drunk, and disaffected. 

If Senator Obama is smart he will take a page from the legendary Tom Vu and bust out some bikini clad babes.

Vu knows that a little sugar makes the medicine go down better.

Obama's plan is more poison than medicine so he best double down on the thongs and bikinis or his audience will quickly become hypoglycemic.